>Unbelievable Sale! Must See to Believe!

>Unbelievable Sale! Must See to Believe!
February 25, 2011 22 Comments Writing Stephanie Ayers

>FOR SALE!!! EVERYTHING MUST GO!!!

Too many items to list, and new items listed daily. Check back often because there could be a new listing in an hour.

ALL ITEMS ARE $1 unless noted differently.

1. Blackberry Storm 9550 **THIS ITEM WON’T LAST** Great for picking up the chicks. Numbers have already been added for you.
2. Brown La-Z-Boy Chill & Massage Recliner, dummy included. *ONLY 2 MONTHS OLD* *First one to show up with the cash takes it away.* 
3. Playstation Move with all games and accessories
4. 52″ Panasonic TC-P55VT30 Plasma TV *ONLY A WEEK OLD* I don’t need it and he can’t watch it 6 feet under.
5. Just released Macbook Pro. Bring your own shipping label and I’ll slap it over ours and send it straight to you.
6. 2009 Chevy Avalanche, well maintained, showroom condition. **Low Mileage** which is more than I can say for my husband.
7. Tool chest with over 2,000 tools. One Tool is all I need. I’ll even include that one for free.

Aw, hell. I’ll just put it all on the curb. Bring your wallets and your charm to 123 Jackass Lane in Cheatersville. Hurry! At these prices, this stuff won’t last long, especially if he finds his wedding ring first!!

Contact information: heisdeadmeat@lookingforabutcher.com


This week’s prompt was to write a funny ad, ala Craigslist or ebay style. Enjoy!!

–Stephanie, AKA The Drama Mama

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Stephanie Ayers A published author with a knack for twisted tales, Stephanie Ayers is the Executive Creative Director of OWS Ink, LLC, a community for writers and readers alike. She loves a good thriller, fairies, things that go bump in the night, and sappy stories. When she is not writing, she can be found in Creative Cloud designing book covers and promotional graphics for authors.
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  1. 22 Comments

    Carrie

    >hee hee…I like #7 best

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  2. 22 Comments

    Sandi a::k::a KnitMyRhino

    >cute! love the "tool" reference.

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  3. 22 Comments

    Jessica Anne

    >Ha! Love the blackberry with included numbers and the tool. I mean tools. 🙂

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  4. 22 Comments

    Mandyland

    >Hehehehe…LOVED the email address and the "tools". LOL

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  5. 22 Comments

    Jen Has A Pen

    >Low mileage. 🙂 Love this!

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  6. 22 Comments

    Jessica

    >Loved this and that you only need one "tool."

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  7. 22 Comments

    singedwingangel

    >LMBO this seems to be a recurring theme today.. came by from teh RDC.. Love that he won't need it 6 feet under

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  8. 22 Comments

    Mrs. M

    >This made me laugh, esp the "one tool is enough for me" line.

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  9. 22 Comments

    sara

    >He can't watch it six feet under….ha! I wish I knew where that house was, I could use any of those things!

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  10. 22 Comments

    Stacey

    >So funny. The tool reference was classic! Stopping by from TRDC

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  11. 22 Comments

    Amy

    >Spectacular. #7 is great. Want to put that Mac Book on hold for me?

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  12. 22 Comments

    MrsJenB

    >Very nicely done – told the whole story 😉

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  13. 22 Comments

    moveovermarypoppins.com

    >I've been wanting to upgrade my laptop…What was that super awesome email addy again?

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  14. 22 Comments

    Yuliya

    >A $1? Dude you might as well make some money on this! The cheapskate in me weeps!

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  15. 22 Comments

    Home In The Hollow

    >I love the numbers already loaded in the Blackberry! Good job! You really sound pissed!…:)JP

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  16. 22 Comments

    The mad woman behind the blog

    >"Low Mileage"… LOVE.Oh yeah, you nailed this one.

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  17. 22 Comments

    Cheryl

    >#7 was my fave..

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  18. 22 Comments

    Renee

    >Love the email address! It just says it all. Can I get the recliner without the dummy?

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  19. 22 Comments

    Nancy C

    >Damn. I keep thinking of that scene from "Waiting to Exhale" where she set his car on fire. Never, ever eff with a lady!

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    Jenna

    >LOL!!! I think my favorite part is the address and the email account! And comes with numbers programmed into the phone. Ugh. Hate the cheaters!!! great job 🙂

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    Karen Peterson

    >The contact information is hilarious and I think #6 was my favorite.

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    Brandon Duncan

    >"Numbers already added…" OUCH! That is funny, but wow!

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