>Unbelievable Sale! Must See to Believe!
>FOR SALE!!! EVERYTHING MUST GO!!!
Too many items to list, and new items listed daily. Check back often because there could be a new listing in an hour.
ALL ITEMS ARE $1 unless noted differently.
1. Blackberry Storm 9550 **THIS ITEM WON’T LAST** Great for picking up the chicks. Numbers have already been added for you.
2. Brown La-Z-Boy Chill & Massage Recliner, dummy included. *ONLY 2 MONTHS OLD* *First one to show up with the cash takes it away.*
3. Playstation Move with all games and accessories
4. 52″ Panasonic TC-P55VT30 Plasma TV *ONLY A WEEK OLD* I don’t need it and he can’t watch it 6 feet under.
5. Just released Macbook Pro. Bring your own shipping label and I’ll slap it over ours and send it straight to you.
6. 2009 Chevy Avalanche, well maintained, showroom condition. **Low Mileage** which is more than I can say for my husband.
7. Tool chest with over 2,000 tools. One Tool is all I need. I’ll even include that one for free.
Aw, hell. I’ll just put it all on the curb. Bring your wallets and your charm to 123 Jackass Lane in Cheatersville. Hurry! At these prices, this stuff won’t last long, especially if he finds his wedding ring first!!
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–Stephanie, AKA The Drama Mama