>Unbelievable Sale! Must See to Believe!

>FOR SALE!!! EVERYTHING MUST GO!!!

Too many items to list, and new items listed daily. Check back often because there could be a new listing in an hour.

ALL ITEMS ARE $1 unless noted differently.

1. Blackberry Storm 9550 **THIS ITEM WON’T LAST** Great for picking up the chicks. Numbers have already been added for you.
2. Brown La-Z-Boy Chill & Massage Recliner, dummy included. *ONLY 2 MONTHS OLD* *First one to show up with the cash takes it away.* 
3. Playstation Move with all games and accessories
4. 52″ Panasonic TC-P55VT30 Plasma TV *ONLY A WEEK OLD* I don’t need it and he can’t watch it 6 feet under.
5. Just released Macbook Pro. Bring your own shipping label and I’ll slap it over ours and send it straight to you.
6. 2009 Chevy Avalanche, well maintained, showroom condition. **Low Mileage** which is more than I can say for my husband.
7. Tool chest with over 2,000 tools. One Tool is all I need. I’ll even include that one for free.

Aw, hell. I’ll just put it all on the curb. Bring your wallets and your charm to 123 Jackass Lane in Cheatersville. Hurry! At these prices, this stuff won’t last long, especially if he finds his wedding ring first!!

Contact information: heisdeadmeat@lookingforabutcher.com


This week’s prompt was to write a funny ad, ala Craigslist or ebay style. Enjoy!!

–Stephanie, AKA The Drama Mama

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A published author with a knack for twisted tales, Stephanie Ayers is the Executive Creative Director of OWS Ink, LLC, a community for writers and readers alike. She loves a good thriller, fairies, things that go bump in the night, and sappy stories. When she is not writing, she can be found in Creative Cloud designing book covers and promotional graphics for authors.
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22 thoughts on “>Unbelievable Sale! Must See to Believe!”

  1. Carrie says:

    >hee hee…I like #7 best

  2. Sandi a::k::a KnitMyRhino says:

    >cute! love the "tool" reference.

  3. Jessica Anne says:

    >Ha! Love the blackberry with included numbers and the tool. I mean tools. 🙂

  4. Mandyland says:

    >Hehehehe…LOVED the email address and the "tools". LOL

  5. Jen Has A Pen says:

    >Low mileage. 🙂 Love this!

  6. Jessica says:

    >Loved this and that you only need one "tool."

  7. singedwingangel says:

    >LMBO this seems to be a recurring theme today.. came by from teh RDC.. Love that he won't need it 6 feet under

  8. Mrs. M says:

    >This made me laugh, esp the "one tool is enough for me" line.

  9. sara says:

    >He can't watch it six feet under….ha! I wish I knew where that house was, I could use any of those things!

  10. Stacey says:

    >So funny. The tool reference was classic! Stopping by from TRDC

  11. Amy says:

    >Spectacular. #7 is great. Want to put that Mac Book on hold for me?

  12. MrsJenB says:

    >Very nicely done – told the whole story 😉

  13. moveovermarypoppins.com says:

    >I've been wanting to upgrade my laptop…What was that super awesome email addy again?

  14. Yuliya says:

    >A $1? Dude you might as well make some money on this! The cheapskate in me weeps!

  15. Home In The Hollow says:

    >I love the numbers already loaded in the Blackberry! Good job! You really sound pissed!…:)JP

  16. The mad woman behind the blog says:

    >"Low Mileage"… LOVE.Oh yeah, you nailed this one.

  17. Cheryl says:

    >#7 was my fave..

  18. Renee says:

    >Love the email address! It just says it all. Can I get the recliner without the dummy?

  19. Nancy C says:

    >Damn. I keep thinking of that scene from "Waiting to Exhale" where she set his car on fire. Never, ever eff with a lady!

  20. Jenna says:

    >LOL!!! I think my favorite part is the address and the email account! And comes with numbers programmed into the phone. Ugh. Hate the cheaters!!! great job 🙂

  21. Karen Peterson says:

    >The contact information is hilarious and I think #6 was my favorite.

  22. Brandon Duncan says:

    >"Numbers already added…" OUCH! That is funny, but wow!

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