Pure Nonsense

Today was the clumsiest day ever. Joey and I were dashing down the hand and saw a bottle smashing a book. When we finally made it to Joey’s house, we saw the door was soft. When we walked into the house, his mom was running with a bombshell. That’s when we saw an iguana in the pool blowing with an Operator. It was too much. Joey and I had to comfort!

Comfort meant a shoot down at the local raining hole. At least it was supposed to. When Joey and I arrived, we noticed the place was bitter. Man what a vacation!! We weren’t ones to dwell on the doormat for long though, so we ripped down the face again, past the camera laughing a fork and into a giant vase tripping over a bowling hat. We knew no matter what, that as soon as we cruised through the rubber door, we were home. All the pizza and Pepsi we wanted awaited us. What a great way to end the clumsiest day ever.


This week Storydam challenged us with a mad-lib. The first paragraph is the one we were to use to start after selecting some choice words to fill in the blanks. The second one is my own, and it is pure nonsense, and tons of fun. To make it easier for you to see the words I chose, I have underlined them above.


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A published author with a knack for twisted tales, Stephanie Ayers is the Executive Creative Director of OWS Ink, LLC, a community for writers and readers alike. She loves a good thriller, fairies, things that go bump in the night, and sappy stories. When she is not writing, she can be found in Creative Cloud designing book covers and promotional graphics for authors.
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14 thoughts on “Pure Nonsense”

  1. Brandon says:

    Too funny, Steph, too funny. This was a fun idea. We’ll have to do this every now and again for giggles. It will be interesting to see what kind of comments we all get from others. 🙂

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  2. Carrie says:

    Yup, def nonsense 🙂

    1. DM says:

      It’s the Jabberwocky all over again. 😉

  3. Brandi says:


    I’m thinking we should do more of these…we all need to be silly every once in a while 🙂

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  4. lisa from insignificant at best says:

    This was funny! Awesome job! Now where’s my next installment of Breakfast at Tiffany’s? 😉

    1. lisa from insignificant at best says:

      Ha! I meant Christmas at Tiffany’s… Sorry about that.

      1. DM says:

        I knew what you meant. 😉 I’ve come up with the rest of the storyline so now it just needs to be written. I hope you won’t be disappointed!

      2. lisa from insignificant at best says:

        You have yet to disappoint, my friend

  5. areelcoolsummer says:

    Pure gibberish! So funny. Let’s definitely do it again!

    1. DM says:

      Yes!! This was really fun. Even writers need to get silly sometimes.

  6. Angelia Sims says:

    Mad Lib is soooo crazy! We get to laughing hysterically when we play. Your nonsense is just as funny. Made me smile this morning. 🙂

  7. Nick Rolynd says:

    Oh, wow. That was hilarious! You chose some great words. xD

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